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The Beauty of Domesticity

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As I was searching for a  - well, you know what, it doesn't matter what I was searching for - I discovered that you can buy "cosies" for white goods. Yes, the market has brought us, in its wisdom, chintz-and-lace based camo for your domestic appliances. Look on these works, ye mighty, and despair: "How can I make my washing machine look less out of place in the drawing room? Maybe... yes, some lace and a cactus, that's the answer." If you have ever wished your fridge-freezer had faux tapestry pockets, your wishes are granted. Say goodbye to your unsightly television, and welcome into the world your new Louis XIV television drapes (let's be clear, this is a SIXTY-FIVE INCH TV here... Amazon listing is "LCD TV Dust Cover Monitor Cover Need To Be Removed Cover Cloth protective sleeves (Color: Mimi Dream, Size: 65inch)" and I certainly agree with the "Need To Be Removed" bit.... Prevent dangerous, unsightly microwave energy with this beau